Have you ever noticed how whenever you meet someone else with your name, they always turn out to be really odd and completely different from me, in a way that makes it hard for us to get along. Now, I’m pretty sure that it’s not just other people with my name (My real name, not my pseudonym, Turtle), because other people agree. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that either everyone is really odd and everyone has completely separate personalities that clash, (which can’t be true… or can it?), or it’s just one of those things.
The real thing that bugs me about other Me’s is that then we both have to use initials. Or attributes. Initials aren’t so bad unless you both have last names beginning with the same letter, in which case you have to go by Arnold M. and Arnold F. More often, though, people go by their attributes. Fat Arnold and Short Arnold. Arnold hates that.
