Did you know that Blog wasn’t invented by internet linguists, like HTML and Post and Draft? It actually comes from WEB LOG, which obviously was invented by people who can do without the first syllable. In fact, web and log were… invented… by… internet linguists also. Sorry.
SO, I’m starting a blog, you might ask. Yes, I would probably respond. Will it have quasi-witty comments on it, you might ask? No, I might answer. Well, I’d then have to duck from the conversation and mull it over outside. I don’t intend to write this much everyday. No, I’m not lazy, this isn’t what the blog is for! I am… ahh… somewhat of a expert at Adobe Illustrator. Ok, so I’m not. But I’m good enough to make simple webcomics, which I at least think are funny. As of right now, I’ve created twenty and posted none. In fact, I didn’t even intend on Blogging them when I started. I was going to use Google Pages until I realized that it was nay near impossible to upload pictures efficiently.
This isn’t suprising, considering the surprising number of projects that I have both formulated, digested, worked on, abandoned, returned to, and, finally, excreted. As of right now, there are approximately seven of them.
Translation, Paragraph by paragraph: Unfunny joke, I’m making Webcomics, if you’re reading this it means I haven’t abandoned it yet.
Check back… no, wait, I’m working on it now. Hmmm…
Go check out the rest!